amnesty international

nowadays world is not good people think

ceylon: damaal..........toomeel..........tirrrrrrrrrrr........
tamilnadu: hollow! some shooting sound is  heard in the neighbour's house sir!
india: we have not heard anything sir!
amnesty international and U.N.O: yes,yes, we have also heard some sounds.
world: nowadays world is not good, I think.

chennai cooum river

porter: he asked us to take the luggage but he swooned.

police:  may be due to the bad smell of chennai cooum


போர்ட்டர்:  மூட்டைகளை தூக்கச் சொன்னார் சார்,  ஆனால் அதுக்குல்லேயும் மயங்கிட்டாரு!

போலீஸ்:  சென்னை கூவத்தோட நாற்றம் காரணமாயிருக்கலாம்.

no cauvery water to tamilnadu

shettar has told that no cauvery water to tamilnadu.  his name itself is telling only that.

Einstein at meteorological department

Father: when I was a child coconut oil will freeze in December and now it is not.

Son: my teacher has told that coconut oil will freeze at 25 degrees and nowadays 

the temperature is around 40.

Einstein: the  temperature has risen only point one degree and not like common man feels.

mystery woman in 2012 olympics

I am happy that I am also coming with Mathura Honey

u.n.o resolution

u.n.o has staged a resolution against ceylon killings.  tamilnadu chiefminister has written a letter to the prime minister.  whether the center will vote for that. let us wait...

control the tongue

சச்சின் நாக்கைக் கட்டுப்படுத்துங்க.  நான் ஏற்கனவே மாட்டிக்கிட்டு முழிக்கிறேன்.

vijayakanth:  dear sachin, dont protrude your tongue,  i am already in litigation for that....